I’ll be honest, when I opened this toy from Lovehoney, I thought it was going to be much bigger. I’m not making a size jab, I just don’t like to read up too much on a toy I am reviewing before I get it, partly because I like surprises and also I don’t want to feel too influenced by someone else’s opinion before I try it myself. So I didn’t look at the size, just instantly saw the NEON pink and I was like “yup” *grabby hands* and there was no reference in the photo, it just filled the frame with it’s bright pink wonderfulness. 

 

It’s not that this toy is small. It’s not, it’s just not cartoonishly large like the rest of the “realistic” cocks in my collection. This beauty is actually realistically sized, or lifelike, as the name states. It’s 6 inches, with 5 insertable inches, accompanied by a cute set of wrinkly firm balls all topping a magnificent suction cup base. I’m a big fan of its perfect soft firmness, that gives the toy a substantial feel, which I appreciate, especially when using it while it’s stuck to a surface. 

 

 

Having a smaller, more realistic sized toy opened up several new areas of play. And the suction cup on this toy is no joke (assuming you stick it to the right kind of surface, which I found to be a smooth, nonporous, slick tile.) In fact, we here at Love is a Fetish are all about the hard science so we did our own experiments and tested the surfaces for optimum suckability. Which I’ve documented for, again, science.

 

 

It’s perfect for a harness since the suction cup, though deep, is still flat enough to not be a burden. I do want to mention that it requires a 1.75 inch diameter O-ring, which I had to purchase to use it securely, since mine were larger to support the other toys. I fucking love sporting this cock and it gives me such different feels than my other toys. I like that it’s realistic. A lot. But with a bright neon twist. So it’s a very me cock. “Suck my pink cock” is incredibly my jam. It gives me a sexy boost of confidence, feeling not only sensual and empowered, but cute too, and that’s how I like to feel. I’m not a harsh, whips and chains gal, and while I do enjoy topping and being in charge sometimes, I still like to feel soft and feminine, so this cock (and a sparkly one I’ll be sharing soon) are absolutely perfect for me. 

 

 

 

One of the new areas of play that I mentioned opening up is related to that. In the past when I would don my strap-on with one of the realistic cocks, it was always just known that it was only going to be used for oral play, since they are so large, but with this smaller, easier to take toy, there’s nothing stopping me from asking my partner to turn around so I can fuck him. Which, obviously, adds another layer of possibility to our play. 

 

 

This toy also requires less warm up for me to enjoy the deepest penetration like the rest of my “realistic” cocks, that are all so long that they hit my cervix, and that’s mostly only something I enjoy when I am already really turned on and have worked up to. 

 

There really isn’t anything I don’t love about this pink work of art, but I will keep testing it vigorously — and of course recording my findings, because, you know, science. 

 

 

Get yours here for about $35 and if you do your own suction cup science experiments, send em to us! 

 

 

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